Up alone, a machine I was,
Wanking twice a day!
What sex was I did not know
Could Google help me out?
All I knew was pubes of my own,
Does that mean I'm gay?
I began to scratch for anything,
anyone I could grab,
Guys and Gals wouldn't do,
Fortunately I moved away
And to this day, I still don't know
Whether I like guys or girls,
Too bad I cannot marry porn,
Because that would be okay
. .
. . Looks like Mom used the same technique! Then, almost as though she'd read my mind, Cynthia reached into the nightstand and retrieved a flesh colored dildo
Up alone, a machine I was,
Wanking twice a day!
What sex was I did not know
Could Google help me out?
All I knew was pubes of my own,
Does that mean I'm gay?
I began to scratch for anything,
anyone I could grab,
Guys and Gals wouldn't do,
Fortunately I moved away
And to this day, I still don't know
Whether I like guys or girls,
Too bad I cannot marry porn,
Because that would be okay
. .
. . Looks like Mom used the same technique! Then, almost as though she'd read my mind, Cynthia reached into the nightstand and retrieved a flesh colored dildo
Up alone, a machine I was,
Wanking twice a day!
What sex was I did not know
Could Google help me out?
All I knew was pubes of my own,
Does that mean I'm gay?
I began to scratch for anything,
anyone I could grab,
Guys and Gals wouldn't do,
Fortunately I moved away
And to this day, I still don't know
Whether I like guys or girls,
Too bad I cannot marry porn,
Because that would be okay
. .
. . Looks like Mom used the same technique! Then, almost as though she'd read my mind, Cynthia reached into the nightstand and retrieved a flesh colored dildo
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